Dram magazine invited us to “do something cool” at the 2016 Scottish Bar and Pub Awards. So we created RoboCock, the bartender of the future.

RoboCock features a completely made-up Voice Recognition algorithm. That coupled with his fake-AI brain helps him figure out the perfect cocktail for each punter. He then mixes it up (and often fucks it up) in seconds, before delivering the goods via his not-patented CDS (Crotch Dispenser System).